Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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