Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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