I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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