Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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