I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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