gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
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god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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