Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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