Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
