i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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