I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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