No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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