New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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