no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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