Why are handjobs necessary in class?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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