i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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