is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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