I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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