What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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