I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
