I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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