I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Two words: blizzard sex
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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