Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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