You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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