Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
well you can't waste a boner
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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