The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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