New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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