I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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