yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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