I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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