Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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