Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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