The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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