I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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