With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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