I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
It's never too late to be topless.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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