Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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