Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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