Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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