The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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