I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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