Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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