is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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