I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
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fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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