yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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