I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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