dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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