i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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