No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!