Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness