Grow some girl-balls and come out already
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend