I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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