Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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