Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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