No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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