I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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