All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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