I love black thongs
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He better not be in your backpack
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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