I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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