how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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