Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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