it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
